There have been some… interesting changes made this year, specifically in regard to the new distinction between lower and upper campus, that might cause some problems for typical activities that…
Coming out of the 2022-2023 school year, one might think that residents of Denunzio have learned to contain their urine to the toilets in the bathrooms, but it seems like…
I believe that cutting lines is a just and righteous crusade. Throughout history, many great people have sacrificed their lives for moral honesty, suggesting that for them moral character holds…
How long have you been at Deerfield? 1 year, 2 months. What made you choose Deerfield? I liked the heads-up policy. I liked the way that people said hi to…
The following story is completely fictional. There is no such entity as “The Collectors.” There is no Door Demon. I have ventured too far. I first heard of the rumors…
This confession was sent anonymously to the Scroll. It was me. Remember that time when you were alone with your bestie/bro/sibling/scheme and you lean in for a warm embrace just…
Senior spring is coming to an end, and with that comes senior privileges. Senior privileges are requested through student council representatives and then negotiated with through the deans. This year,…
Not every day in the Valley is a day of glory. Anybody who lived through the 2020-2021 academic year has stories of the anomalous POM tracers, the industrial dining hall…
On Wednesday, April 5th, Margaret Melnik ’24 parked her car in the same place she always does — right outside Mac, across the street from Headmaster’s Field. It is a…
Breakfasts is a fundamental part of daily nutrition; it provides energy and allow you to start the day off strong. Seven days a week means seven different breakfasts for your…