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“All of [this] is a work of satire. I love the Scroll. They treat me so so SO well.” -Disclaimer…
“All of [this] is a work of satire. I love the Scroll. They treat me so so SO well.” -Disclaimer…
Why did you choose Deerfield? 1. I fell in love with the community from the first visit and was really…
Coming out of the 2022-2023 school year, one might think that residents of Denunzio have learned to contain their urine…
I believe that cutting lines is a just and righteous crusade. Throughout history, many great people have sacrificed their lives…
Let me set the scene. You are dozing off in history class and suddenly a ring jolts you out of…
How long have you been at Deerfield? 1 year, 2 months. What made you choose Deerfield? I liked the heads-up…
The following story is completely fictional. There is no such entity as “The Collectors.” There is no Door Demon. I…
This confession was sent anonymously to the Scroll. It was me. Remember that time when you were alone with your…
Senior spring is coming to an end, and with that comes senior privileges. Senior privileges are requested through student council…
Not every day in the Valley is a day of glory. Anybody who lived through the 2020-2021 academic year has…