5:00 a.m. Wake up and hit the gym to pump iron for two hours.
7:00 a.m. Shower and protein shake.
8:00 a.m. Arrive at United Nations meeting on a motorcycle with high school besties.
11:00 a.m. Make a sizable donation to Deerfield Academy’s endowment.
11:05 a.m. Contemplate which Deerfield Academy traditions to “borrow” for King’s Academy.
1:00 p.m. Three chicken breasts for lunch. Gotta keep it lean.
3:00 p.m. Press conference. Answer all questions gracefully and awe people with knowledge of world politics. Continue to be a paragon of Deerfield Alumni through composure and poise.
5:00 p.m. Dinner out with King of Morocco, but dress incognito in polo and khakis. Gotta blend in with the regular people.
9:00 p.m. Read over international affairs update, like a boss.
10:15 p.m. Look in the mirror. Ask: “Have you made at least one person’s life better today?” Answer: “Of course you have.”
10:30 p.m. Lights out.